My learning from life Part II

"Hail Holy Queen, Mother most divine" this is what you might say after I finish. I came to know very early in life that I was destined to be trouble maker at home. And the big question is how did I know? Need not wonder guys, let me tell you. I was born on a early morning, on a day when there was no electricity, at a place which had no connectivity, at a time when the earth quaked, there was thunder and lightening everywhere and not a hospital in one's site. Hey now you guys don't make /compare me with Jesus/Krishna. It will be embarrassing for them. They won't be able to take it. I made it into this world after all the pain and suffering I took as did my mother. I was known for my destruction abilities from the day I was born. Started with my first kick the movement my leg was free from the warmth of my mother's womb, it was a lantern that had to face the brunt. But the lantern was not strategically positioned. It fell on a rug which was made of imported cotton which immediately caught fire, which inturn burned the whole house. Hey don't blame me after all I was a Baby. My mother delivered me when the house was on fire and then my father took me and my mother in his arms and ran outside the house. It is said that during earthquakes it is better to be outside the house rather than inside. So one can say I saved the whole family from dying by getting them outside. Isn't that coool?....CONTD

NEVER LET YOUR BABY'S FEET FREE ON ITS WAY OUT.  BE AT THE RIGHT TIME AT THE RIGHT PLACE.