My learning from life Part II

"Hail Holy Queen, Mother most divine" this is what you might say after I finish. I came to know very early in life that I was destined to be trouble maker at home. And the big question is how did I know? Need not wonder guys, let me tell you. I was born on a early morning, on a day when there was no electricity, at a place which had no connectivity, at a time when the earth quaked, there was thunder and lightening everywhere and not a hospital in one's site. Hey now you guys don't make /compare me with Jesus/Krishna. It will be embarrassing for them. They won't be able to take it. I made it into this world after all the pain and suffering I took as did my mother. I was known for my destruction abilities from the day I was born. Started with my first kick the movement my leg was free from the warmth of my mother's womb, it was a lantern that had to face the brunt. But the lantern was not strategically positioned. It fell on a rug which was made of imported cotton which immediately caught fire, which inturn burned the whole house. Hey don't blame me after all I was a Baby. My mother delivered me when the house was on fire and then my father took me and my mother in his arms and ran outside the house. It is said that during earthquakes it is better to be outside the house rather than inside. So one can say I saved the whole family from dying by getting them outside. Isn't that coool?....CONTD

NEVER LET YOUR BABY'S FEET FREE ON ITS WAY OUT.  BE AT THE RIGHT TIME AT THE RIGHT PLACE.

  

My learning from life

Hey I have walked the earth for well over 28 yrs now and about a year in my mother's arm and would like to share few glimpses of my life with you. I grew up in the peaceful capital of a small island called Andaman. It is a dream for many to see this place one's in their lifetime but I was born there. The best part of that place is that people from different walks of life and of different languages come together and live in such perfect harmony that surprises me now after I like a jet lite frog managed to jump the big deep well. Hindi was our binding language. We were so much influenced by this language that we even paid extra money in terms of fine to do that. I still don't know whether it was our liking to Hindi or our sense of achievement to defy rules that made us do it.God please have mercy on us. For it didn't quite help us in any way, firstly our pockets were empty which somehow prevented us from dating the hot chicks in school and secondly our english speaking ability was curbed and buttering our Principal became difficult.....................TO BE CONTD.

 SPEAK IN ALL THE LANGUAGES POSSIBLE, NEVER GET CAUGHT BREAKING THE RULE INNOVATE METHODS TO WOO YOUR GIRL RATHER THAN SPENDING MONEY AND FIND BETTER WAYS TO BUTTER YOUR PRINCIPAL WHICH WILL IMPROVE YOUR ARTISTIC SKILLS